But wait! I'm not done with my running gag yet!

I just wanted to drop in here and say that I’m one hundred percent against the growing habit on the left of comparing Secretary of Defense Don Rumsfeld to a greasy butt plug. This is just juvenile. And, if you think about it for any time at all, you’ll find that the analogy is deeply flawed. Greasy butt plugs have given many people all around the world a few moments of harmless, private pleasure. Don Rumsfeld has done no such thing. In fact, he’s done much the opposite.

That’s why, when I have to insult him, I prefer to insult him by bringing up his resemblance to the terrible, three-headed beast known as Ghidorah:




According to Wikipedia: “Ghidorah is among the most powerful creatures in daikaiju eiga with a reputation that has earned it the title "The King of Terror". It is often considered Godzilla's greatest rival. Indeed, so awesome is Ghidorah's destructive power that Godzilla is often required to ally himself with another kaiju, even several kaiju, before engaging the three-headed monster in battle.”

Doesn’t that sound a little more like Rummy to you? Please adjust your vocabulary accordingly. Thanks!