In which I apologize for the transgressions of my blogging alter-ego...

I suppose that, should I ever run for public office, want
to get married to a gentle lady, or die and have to face
some sort of higher power, I'll have to account for the
fact that I not only wrote this, but felt good enough about
it to put it up on the web for all to see.

So, to those future voters, my lovely future bride, and
that all-merciful and wise deity: I'm sorry. I don't
know what I was thinking. I am bad.

Still, at four in the morning, it did seem pretty funny.