I love my alley
There is a van parked in my alley with a sign in its window that reads:
NO LOITERING AROUND THIS VAN!
do not enter this van
do not sit in this van
do not sleep in this van
do not hang out in this van
If you open this van, the police will be called and you will be charged
NO TRESPASSING
—The owner of this van
NO LOITERING AROUND THIS VAN!
do not enter this van
do not sit in this van
do not sleep in this van
do not hang out in this van
If you open this van, the police will be called and you will be charged
NO TRESPASSING
—The owner of this van