Today is pithy day!

Because I’ve been pretty long-winded recently, today I’m
going to try to keep all my posts short. No elephantine
analyses of the human ass or weirdly protracted dirty
jokes for me this Wednesday, no ma’am, I promise this
will be a Wednesday of brevity and exactitude.

Don’t worry, though. The elephantine analyses of the
human ass and weirdly protracted dirty jokes will re-
commence tomorrow.