Thursday, September 28, 2006

A warning for the faint-hearted...


I have it on good authority that the legendary Sweet Daddy Lovedrops, the world’s premiere sex therapist, amateur herpetologist, and all-around crazy bastard will be dropping by much later tonight. Rumor has it that he will even be offering a question and answer session. So, if you’ve got embarrassing intimacy problems you would like solved by a man some have called “Dr. Phil’s greatest nemesis” and others have called “a bat-shit insane bastard armed with a thesaurus and a woefully undersized penis”, please queue up and be sure to address him respectfully. However, if you have a sense of decency or are under the age of sixteen, you might want to stay away. You’ve been warned...