I can't get to sleep without my Jesus Jammies!

Via Tbogg, please take a moment to check out these weird Bible-centric pajamas on sale through this website. Aren’t they smashing? Don’t you think that your wayward youth might have gone better if your parents had forced you to wear an outfit like that to bed? Doesn’t it seem like you’d be a more fully-functioning, emotionally-centered, spiritually-aware person today had someone cared enough to get you a set of Armor of Gods back when you still had a chance of achieving grace?

Man, kids today get all the breaks...