Sunday, March 26, 2006

The Insomnia Report Sunday Edition: Making Sense of Your World...

Fact: in the Liberian Civil War, one of the most vicious and murderous warlords was a man named Joshua Blahyi, better known to posterity by his fearsome nom du guerre, General Butt Naked. Allegedly in contact with Satan since the age of eleven, General Butt Naked claimed to have performed a human sacrifice before every battle, which he would then lead wearing only a pair of gym shoes and a machine gun. His fighters, for their part, were stoned teenagers and children who were known to attack their enemy of the day wearing bright floral dresses and carrying “dainty” purses.

General Butt Naked has since found the Lord and is now a preacher in Monrovia.