More things you simply MUST read, darling...

1) James Wolcott on right-wing goofballs and their silly hissy
fit over "Brokeback Mountain"

2) Ellen Goodman decrying the tell-all-memoir scene.

3) An interview with this wacky, God-hatin' vampire guy
who's running for governor.

4) Holy shit! A baby with a weird, parasitic second head!*


* Actually, number four isn't so much a story to read as a
picture to gawk at. And, by the way, it's not a picture to
gawk at casually. You have to ask yourself first: am I
truly ready to look at the baby with a weird, parasitic
second head? Be honest with yourself here. I wasn't, and
now I'm off to bed to have nightmares about babies with
weird, parasitic second heads. You've been warned. By
the way, thank you Tara for calling to my attention the
existence of babies with weird, parasitic second heads.