Thursday, April 20, 2006

I suffer from some of the most boring dreams humanity has ever seen...

Last night I dreamed I bought a pack of gum. Half the pieces were supposed to be red, while the other half were supposed to be white. However, when I pulled out the blister pack, I saw that there was something like 20 white pieces and only five or so red pieces. This was aggravating, since I preferred the red ones. I had already bought the pack, though, and you can't return gum. So I was screwed. I left the dream convenience store and went on with my unremarkable dream day, ensconced in my subconscious-level dullness and vaguely dissatisfied with my gum. And that was it.