An "aw, shucks" moment...

A few days ago, Mr. Sponge over at Minvolved paid me a very kind compliment. I want to thank him very much for that, and also thank all you people for reading my silly website. It is an honor to have people take time out of their busy days to find out what I have on my mind, and I want you all to know that I appreciate it very much.

That's why I hereby pledge that, when I win a seat in the House of Representatives this November, every last one of you people will be showered with so much pork that you're hardly going to believe it. And, no, I did not mean that to sound as dirty as it probably did...